It’s your first semester at university, and you can’t wait to embrace the whole experience, spreading your wings out on your own. Your fellow dorm residents are decent enough, but you’ve begun to notice something amiss… People seem stand-offish for no reason, and you're getting weird looks. You swear people are talking about you after you pass in the halls. Everything clicks at the first Resident Meeting, when your RA announces that there have been multiple complaints of how your overgenerous endowment is distracting and upsetting. Right then and there, she will be performing a thorough investigation of this Report of Penis Exceeding Standard (ROPES), with her own (Category 2b) tits, (Level 8) throat, and S-tier vagina for measurement and “sample” collection. Don't worry, it's all very professional and according to procedure... Even with your peers present! Script by u/solid_ellipsis Support me and get HOURS of exclusive audio & content here: Become a member! https://fans.ly/LilyDanger