script by u/OpalescentMoonrise SFX by me, from Freesound and Pointyaux .˚₊‧˗ˏˋ ─── ★ ─── ˎˊ˗‧₊˚. Summary: You've just finished dinner on the couch watching an episode of one of your favourite shows. You decide to just snuggle and chill for a bit and watch some funny pet videos together. YOU: "Aww it's so cute. What a good girl." YOUR GIRLFRIEND: whimper YOU: "What?" ⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔ This is a work of fiction, all characters are adults and the content is made by and for adults only (18+). Do not reupload/redistribute or claim as your own.