Description by emosquid23: The world’s least frightening vampire is roused from her slumber by a prowling hunter, but after a couple of awkward mishaps, he realizes she really isn’t a danger to anybody but herself. Since she’s kind of charming in her own way, sparks fly, culminating with some hot sex in her rickety deathtrap of a coffin. Its poor construction guarantees that the hunter’s gonna be spending the night, whether he intended to or not.