"It's not my fault that your 'Holy Sword' is more of a ... 'Holy Toothpick' ..."

Captain Morozov sits you down for questioning after you, the world's
mightiest hero, are caught trying to sneak through Ravenwood
without obeying its laws.
A quick strip search should prove that you are harmless, right?

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This script uses assets from
Storyblocks
Elden Ring Ambience - Rest With Fia Near The Fireplace As She Gives You Positive Affirmation

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This wonderful script was written by u/WintersCuck

Something a little different!
Originally meant to be spoken in my natural accent,
I thought I would mix things up and try a different voice!
I had fun living my video game VA fantasies with this one.
Enjoy!

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