Living with your roommate is a lot like what you'd imagine living with a small, hyper-aggressive dog is like. In stark contrast to her limited height, there is absolutely no limit to your roommate's bitchiness. And even though you try your best to coexist peacefully, when she barges into your room one evening to complain about how YOU messed up HER laundry, you finally snap. Clearly it's well past time that you taught the little mutt some manners.