Look, folks. Before you judge this, hear me out. I love the Mark Hammill Skeletor. I also think Evil Lyn and Skele are a beautiful d/s match made in Subternia. I had been joking to my editor about doing a Skeleltor audio since I had just watched the movie and then rewatched the Revelation series … then I saw a request for the selfsame thing. That was the little push I needed… so I got in and played around with it and my editor added some SFX it to see what it sounded like as a proof of concept… And. Well. Now we know. None of that excuses this. There are no excuses for this. But maybe it explains it a little. But we wanted to see what different voicing sounded like with some effects. So, we pieced a little bit of dialog alongside a little bit of the old hide the bone game... and, you know what. Now, it exists. It’s about 8 minutes + a little 30 second public service announcement / moral lesson from Orko at the end. If somehow you listen to this and demand a more polished, drawn out audio, we'll figure it out. Until then, my editor and I enjoyed the trauma bond that was: The Bone Throne!