Red Coat: What on earth? Who the bloody hell are you?
Kool-Aid Man: Who does it look like, bitch? I'm the motherfucking Kool-Aid Man!
Red Coat: I know no being by such a name nor do I hope to ever meet one again. You are so monstrous that you are beyond imagination.
Kool-Aid Man: Well, get used to it, baby. American capitalism is here to fucking stay and there is nothing that you Brits can do about it.

Click >PLAY< to get fucked by a kool-aid man ... at the Boston Tea Party

Written by u/totallynotnatalie
Performed by u/GEDAudio and u/fischji

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