Featuring - The gum I accidentally swallowed while trying to pretend to swallow said gum and the airplane which absolutely flew over the restaurant and not my house. Enjoy, I earned it Author's description: Welcome to WowzaBurger, home of the WowzaBurger, where the service leaves something to be desired. After your hot but bitchy cashier spills soda on your pants, she follows you into the men’s room to give you a tongue lashing.