Hey there, my needy little pup Do you feel it? That warm, fuzzy ache in your chest... your tummy... and elsewhere? That’s right, baby—you’re in heat, aren’t you? Don’t worry, I’ve got you. I’ve got the perfect toy for you to play with, just for moments like this. No thoughts, no responsibilities—just you, your toy, and my voice guiding you through every needy, desperate moment. You don’t have to think, sweetie. Just let go and be my silly little puppy. Hump your toy as much as you need to. That’s what it’s there for, after all. You’re doing so good for me, baby. Such a good boy. Let’s make all those fuzzy feelings go away, one hump at a time.