I was up all night edging, and, like always, I decided to try and open up Audacity because I'd loved to get back on the mic. Typically, I fail and can't last beyond a minute- making for great bloopers but terrible rambles. Fortunately, this time, I lasted almost five minutes before spraying everywhere like a dirty little bitch. Alas, I'm merely a man.

Listening back to it, I really did speak whatever the fuck came to my mind. I'll try to do this again and ease my way back into audios. Nonetheless, if you wanna listen to a desperate Puppy-Dom try to hold it while describing how perfect you are in cowgirl and missionary? Click the link above~