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He's Practically Stalking Her.
...How The Fuck Is This Romantic?!

"Sorry Babe, But We Make Better RomComs In Hell"
So apparently romcoms are synonymous with stalker boyfriends in the mortal realm. if this is what you Humans call a "romantic interest", then it's no surprise most of you die alone. Like wow, babe, what do you even like about this stupid shit? I mean, if stalker, sociopathic, serial killer guys are your thing, fine, I guess. It's just pretty creepy is all.
And that's coming from a demon!
H-Hey...Honey...I-I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to make you cry or anything. I was just being silly, haha. Y-Yea, it was all a joke. I think it's cool as hell you like these types of romcoms. And if this is your taste, well, I'm open to acquiring such a flavor. Just let me make it up to you, alright? P-Please?...I'll show you,
I can be better than any cheesy romcon.

As Always, Perverse Responsibly And Cum Again!