You weren't expecting a one-time Tinder hookup to turn into a full-blown, fully toxic FWB situationship. But it did and, sick as it is, you're kinda into the toxicity – which is why you've spent the last 2 weeks taunting him with increasingly hostile and horny messages. He's been away over the holidays visiting family, but the mean Dom is back and now…you're gonna be in the best kind of trouble.