While your smoking-hot blind date is in the restroom, the flirty and slightly catty bartender who’s been eyeing you all night pulls you aside and warns you — in explicit detail (with totally no ulterior motives) — exactly what kind of psycho you’re about to take home. You accept her invitation to sneak you out the back, straight into her car, and back to her place for one last drink. But now she feels so guilty for ruining your night that she offers to “make it up to you” with the sloppiest, filthiest night of your life. I hope you enjoy~ Wanna hear more from me? Check out my Patreon. ♡