Oddities Reported from Bent PromisesPM07 has forwarded you a rather curious telegram.
Linked alongside this message is a graphic picture of a shrunken head attached to his(?) spleen.
There's something on the unidentified face careening toward the viewer, though you're not sure what.
You grimace when attempting to pin a concrete meaning to the photo and decide to click away from the perceived danger.
It definitely made your stomach tie into a knot, that's for certain.
How about we introduce a less mortifying visual?Play Count: 28 Her Omniscious Varieties ~ Stone's Impact NarrativeA predetermined last-minute course spouts from within his deepest bowels, splattering onto the white grounds below as colorless paint.
The ink cartridge inside his printer had exploded.
Paisley and garnished with a faint smile,
the body fades into view.Play Count: 27 YUU!GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW OR I'M GOING TO THROW YOU AWAY JUST LIKE PAT DID TO US
YANOV,
TALK TO THAT TWINK OF A SUPER-SOLDIER ASAP.
NO MORE BEATING AROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH.
TODAY,
WE FEAST
ON BLACKBERRIES.
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[END OF TRANSMISSION]Play Count: 30 IT'S........
Ehh...
...
What do you mean you don't remember me...?
...Play Count: 19 REMOVAL OF THE SPAWNED[QUAIL BEACH]
SATURDAY
NOVEMBER 1ST,
2025
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[TORD changes the station to #717.]
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"TOM....?
CAN YOU HEAR YOURSELF WRITHING ON THE GROUND LIKE HE ONCE DID?
...
I BELIEVE NOW THAT WE HAVE EVENED THE PLAYING FIELD.
KEEP IT UP.
.....
OLD FRIEND."Play Count: 29 TIKB10/31/25
12:02 A.M.Play Count: 57