Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day (Sonnet 18) [Sing-Song]Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? (Sonnet 18)
William Shakespeare
1564 – 1616
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.Play Count: 53 High Tides (Voice Test)Voice test recording for:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/yjbi4s/mm4a_high_tides_smarmy_pirate_captain/Play Count: 166 Raining Sunshine [M4A] [Voice Test]Messing around with accents... please forgive my terrible attempt!
Script: https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/y9cbqr/m4f_raining_sunshine_lost_foreigner_speakerkind/Play Count: 124 Verse 1 of "Ingles" (With apologies to Roy Zimmerman!)Warming up by singing the opening verse of Roy Zimmerman's political comedy song, "Ingles".
Mainly using this because it's pretty near my vocal range, let's me focus on sounds rather than words, and I like trying to speak Spanish.Play Count: 152 Human Saves Neko From Neko Cafe [M4A] [Neko Listener] [Depiction Of Sex Abuse]Script fill of:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/vkk4ai/a4a_human_saves_neko_from_neko_cafe_neko_listener/
From the script:
"People only want kittens? What do you mean, want? I thought you just got to free roam the cafe. Why does it matter if people like you or not...? That’s not how Neko Cafes work?"
WARNING: Despite being a scenario where the listener is comforted by the speaker, the subject matter may prove disturbing to some listeners. Please note the tags used.Play Count: 440 Jock McGraw - Folk SongJust me singing the folk song Jock McGraw in a poor approximation of a Scottish accent.Play Count: 206 [M4A] Stress-Eater [Creature] [Eating Your Stress] [Odd Speech Pattern]Script fill of:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/o0t93u/a4a_stresseater_creature_eating_your_stress_odd/
Summary from author:
You feel yourself wake up slowly, gradually becoming aware of the world around you. It's still dark, so you must have woken up in the middle of the night. Figures. You've been incredibly stressed lately, and it's probably affecting your sleep. But as the cloudiness in your head starts to fade, you hear an unsettling sound. You turn suddenly in its direction.
All sound effects were taken from Freesound.org and licensed under CC0, or have been recorded as an original composition.Play Count: 287 Accidental Yandere [M4A] [Yandere] [Relationship]Script fill of: https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/vcgbx9/accidental_yandere_mfa/
Summary from author:
Your boyfriend finds a dating sim app notification on your phone, and learns that you like the yandere personality type. Endeared by the idea, he leans into this revelation and decides to roleplay a yandere scene with you.
All sound effects were taken from Freesound.org and licensed under CC0, or have been recorded as an original composition. Any music present was licensed under CC0 from FreeMusicArchive.org.Play Count: 195 [M4A] The Silver-Tongued Adventurer [Smooth Talker] [Captured Adventurer] [Chief Listener]Script fill of:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/trrzn0/a4a_the_silvertongued_adventurer_smooth_talker/
Summary from author:
You take your place outside your hut, garbed in your ceremonial headdress and robe. Some of the tribe's warriors supposedly caught a trespasser in the sacred temple. As chief, it falls on your to pass judgement on the trespasser.
All sound effects were taken from Freesound.org and licensed under CC0, or recorded for this audio.Play Count: 456 [M4A] Late Night Low-Fi and Sodas! [Chill] [Comfort] [Music] [Relaxation] [Radio DJ Speaker] [Caller Listener]Script fill of:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/vk6q8m/late_night_lowfi_and_sodas_tags_chill_comfort/
All sound effects were taken from Freesound.org and licensed under CC0, or recorded for this audio. Music licensed under CC0 from https://freemusicarchive.org/. If you're wondering about the music, the songs used are:
Koi-discovery - END
HoliznaCC0 - Laundry On The Wire
HoliznaCC0 - So Broke
Summary from the author:
After a long day, you find yourself unable to fall asleep. Anxiety, fears and doubts cloud your mind, keeping you from drifting off. You hit your old alarm-radio-clock, and a relaxed tune begins to play… you’ve never heard this station before, and find it oddly calming. The Dj, a night-owl named Diesel, gives the go-ahead for anyone to call in for whatever reason, and the next thing you know, you’re sleepily dialling the number…Play Count: 209 [M4A] Country Boy x Broken Down Listener [country] [rural] [friendly]Script fill of:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/v0cq9x/m4af_country_boy_x_broken_down_listener_country/
All sound effects were taken from Freesound.org and licensed under CC0, or recorded for this audio.
Summary from the author:
The listener is traveling through an old and lonely highway from one city to another. They’re stressed about work, the reason why they’re traveling. To make things worse, their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. But a well meaning country boy who knows his way around cars pulls up and offers a hand.Play Count: 656 [M4A] Honey, You are Beautiful [Body Image Comfort] [Loving Boyfriend x Insecure Listener]Script fill of:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/uhr812/m4a
m4fa4a_honey_you_are_beautiful_body_image/
Summary from author:
You and the listener decide to go out shopping for new clothes for a trip that the two of you had planned. The listener sees a bathing suit that they really like and leave to try it on, but they’ve been in the dressing room for a little bit too long…Play Count: 810 [M4A] Castle Crystals [Shopkeeper][Sales Pitch][Magical Castles]Script fill of:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/v2vz1j/mf4a_castle_crystals_shopkeeper_sales_pitch/
Summary from author:
You make your way through the city square, carefully guarding the pouch of coins you just received for a month of hard work. It's payday for many people, and the shopkeepers and stall owners are aggressively announcing their wares. You notice one in particular who seems to have locked their eyes on you.Play Count: 302 [M4A] Crowd Troubles [autism] [ADHD] [groceries] [overstimulation] [crying] [fidget] [comfort]Script fill of:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/u4fquk/script_offer_m4a_crowd_troubles_autism_adhd/
Rather comfy audio about helping the listener through a bout of overstimulation.
All sound effects were taken from Freesound.org and licensed under CC0, or recorded for this audio. The music is also licensed under CC0 and taken from https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/busted-guitar-lofi-edit/so-broke/.Play Count: 1373 [M4A] Have you been in bed all day? [Comfort] [Depression] [Cuddles] [Kisses] [Sappy AF] [Pure Saccharine]Script fill of:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalkaudio/comments/v7h1t3/a4a_script_offer_have_you_been_in_bed_all_day/
Sound effects:
https://freesound.org/people/RutgerMuller/sounds/50697/
https://freesound.org/people/theshaggyfreak/sounds/276271/
https://freesound.org/people/Juandamb/sounds/430596/
https://freesound.org/people/Joao_Janz/sounds/485117/
https://freesound.org/people/manuelaurreaf/sounds/490104/Play Count: 381 [M4A] By Any Other NameScript fill of https://www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalkaudio/comments/vfftmc/a4a_m4a_f4a_nb4a_script_offer_by_any_other_name/Play Count: 245