He really is too hot to be moping like this. It's shallow but it's true. You've seen him at his best, you've wanted him at his best for as long as you can remember, but for some reason he's always in a relationship that you can tell he's not quite happy about, despite the fact that he's too stoic to mention anything to you. Well, now, for the first time in a while, he could use a hand. He's having trouble getting over his latest fling for whatever reason. And you're not doing this for selfish reasons, you're doing it for him. You know that he'll be better after a quick blowjob. The fact that you're going to love every second of it (and the fact that you're determined to blow every other girl he's slept with out of the water) is completely irrelevant.