I explain why I've been so stressed recently: how I've had your eye on this one guy (the listener) for a while now, but he keeps trying to fight my advances and stay faithful to his wife. I describe how my fuck-buddy has been the only thing keeping me sane, and explain that he's the father of one of your students. I recall how I flirted with him whenever I had the chance, and how I hooked-up with him in a nightclub while your respective friends were busy having some fun of their own. Finally, I recount how he sought me out to confess his guilt about cheating on his wife, and to apologise for taking advantage of me while I was tipsy, only for me to fuck him again, on my desk. Script by u/-et_Al