script by: U/TheShyTributeGuy Summary: Our girl had one of those days so bad, it made her horoscope burst into tears. It was late, late night, and her only salvation was a pizza so big, it probably had its own zip code. Enter our hero, the pizza boy, who arrived looking less like a delivery guy and more like a soggy action figure who just swam through a full-on biblical flood. Our girl, a connoisseur of both fine service and other things, saw his noble sacrifice for a four-cheese pie and knew a simple cash tip wouldn't do. And let's just say her mouth has been hungry for something else besides food for a while now. So, she decides to get her daily serving of meat by giving her hero a special thank you. A very, very special thank you.