Premise: You've been pining for the listener for many years, but due to your station, you aren't able to make your affections known. Our listener has been aggressively pursued for marriage by a slimy bachelor for months now and is attending the ball as well. You step out onto the balcony for some air, only to see the them being assaulted in the shadows, you step in to knock out the assaulter, and while comforting the listener, you confess your mutual hidden feelings. You've been pining for the listener for many years, but due to your station, you aren't able to make your affections known.... until....