Thanks to u/sw33tdr33ms for the amazing script! I had lots of fun with it: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/1875cig/m4f_things_that_go_wrong_can_go_right_script/ Summary: The speaker comes home to his roommate[the listener] having left a mess as always. GREAT! He goes to put some of it away in her room, only to find a surprisingly nice set of lingerie. He deserves a little something for being so nice and putting up with her, so he takes it. I mean... She won't miss it, right? It's hidden underneath all this stuff! She won't find out. Well, she will, and she does [because this is porn] and she catches the speaker with her panties. It's okay, though! She says she'll forgive him. He just has to do some stuff for her first. That always goes well, doesn't it...?