00:00:01 ~ "You are my good sissy girl." ♥ 00:00:12 ~ "Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." 00:00:47 ~ "The Sitter," Shel Silverstein. Mrs. McTwitter the babysitter, I think she’s a little bit crazy. She thinks a babysitter’s supposed...To sit upon the baby. 00:01:01 ~ A passage from Ed King that helped earn David Guterson the 2011 Bad Sex in Fiction Award