Summary: Your boyfriend (the speaker) has nothing kind to say about his new room mate. Perverted, dirty, lazy. He's an all-round nuisance, and your boyfriend HATES him. So why is it that your man seems to get less and less bothered by his shitty behaviour? And why is he wearing such tight fitting clothes lately? And what's with that ditzy accent he's getting? And why is he missing your dates more and more frequently? Just what is going on in that house!?