"I only want the best for you. It would be wise for you to get my approval first before dating someone, my friend. Yeah, at the very least they have to be better than me. Well, I'm the standard because ... because I've always been good to you! Don't you agree? Aaand I'm also a good kisser, unlike your ex. I'm good, okay, you just have to believe me. Or ... do you want me to prove it? You'll see that I'm much better." Script by u/spopcornx