"It's really cool of you to do this for me babe. When you suggested the idea to me I couldn't believe my ears. It's every guy's dream to sneak into a secret sorority get together. And here I am, with a girlfriend who wants to help me! How lucky am I? Oh, um, I wasn't expecting to see guys here. I thought it was a girl's only thing... Um, hi there. You're very... big. O-okay, so who goes first? Me?! Umm... okay..."