Summary: You (the listener) are looking for your boyfriend, and end up walking in on me (the speaker) masturbating on the living room couch. I apologise for my brazen display, but explain that I haven't seen my girlfriend in a long time and am extremely pent up. I beg you to help me get off, since the toy I'm using just isn't good enough. But it's not cheating. If we do things in a very specific way, it isn't cheating. You're just helping me masturbate. It's definitely not cheating...