Summary: We get along really well. Our dates are great. Our chemistry is perfect. You make me laugh. You're really, really fucking hot. There's just one *big* problem between us. Your cock is big. It's huge. *Too* huge. I don't even want to touch that thing, let alone let it anywhere near my holes. But I really like you. I truly think we could still be a great couple. Just know that I'm *never* going to let you fuck me with your gross dick. You'll have to settle for your hand while you watch me get myself off.