... This version includes the listener giving the speaker a blowjob ... Summary: You (the listener) are stressed out. It's not long before your wedding starts, and nerves are running high. I (the speaker) am your best man. I'll always be here to help you relax. That's what friends are for. Or rather, what lovers are for. Despite circumstances being what they are, we will always love each other. You may be getting married to someone else, but that doesn't matter. Let me use my hand to relax you while I assure you that I'll always be with you, even if our love must remain secret.