Summary: You (the listener) should have just looked the other way when you saw me (the speaker) breaking campus rules. But you didn't and now you're in this position. It wasn't interrupting my "private moment" in the bathroom with a fellow classmate that pissed me off. It was reporting the incident and getting me reprimanded that really angered me. So I'm going to kill two birds with one stone: get my rocks off, and make sure you won't fuck with me in future. It's all too easy for someone with my connections to get a key to your room and ensure your roommate is away for the night. A bit of rope and some duct tape, and I've got you all set for me to pound my frustrations into. You won't need stitches, but you're gonna wish you hadn't snitched.