"Yeah, yeah, it's me. I wasn't planning on coming, but Matty managed to convince me. It *has* been ages since we all met up. No, no, there's not gonna be any of *that*. Sorry to disappoint you all! Seriously, I'm not *that* guy any more. I know back in the uni days when we partied I got a little wild, but I've matured since then. The 'wild party slut' Perchance is in the past now. Don't expect anything like what you all used to get from me, ya hear? Okay, one beer for old time's sake, and that's all. And I am absolutely *NOT* getting as wild as I used to!"