Summary: Your straight friend has always been frustrated by the fact that he's a virgin. It really bothers him that he's never had sex, and he seems to think it's of critical importance that he get laid ASAP. You've tried to steer him in the right direction so he doesn't end up doing something bad, but he's gotten so desperate that he's now resorting to sketchy means to get laid. He's found some new "pheromone spray" that will supposedly make anyone that smells him while he's wearing it want to fuck him. You try to talk him out of this (frankly kinda suspicious and rapey) course of action, but he's not to be dissuaded. He's going to use the spray tonight and finally get some action. All you can do is be there to keep him out of trouble. But what will *really* happen when he uses the spray?