You received a text from your boyfriend that was just a string of incomprehensible typos, followed by his location at a bar. Being the amazing partner you are, you drove over to pick him up. He stumbled in to your car, but in his intoxicated state, he didn't check the license plate or look at the driver, he just assumed you were the Uber he thought he ordered. Now, you’re driving him home while he unknowingly tells "the driver" exactly how much he loves you. Script by /u/QuinnyLatte Thank you to all my patrons for supporting me and keeping me afloat~ A special shoutout to my Poltergeists: * Sami / LetsTalkVAS * Tiffy * Freebs * Tessy This audio is a work of fiction. Do not download, distribute, or reupload this audio anywhere else.