opening my gifts (ramble/masturbation/review)
I don't normally give rambles for free, but this is a belated Christmas present to make up for my shitpost. I tried overstimulation. It kinda worked...
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Goated Rizzmas and Based Goon Year
You've been Isekai'd to an alternate universe where everyone speaks brainrot. Your boyfriend is an asshole and engages in brainrot themed holiday activities with you
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Plap plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get-
Your puppy roommate is in heat and wants to breed you. Can't get pregnant? Too bad. That means you should keep trying
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Royal ramble sample
It's ramblefap time again and I wannna offer a sample
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Government assigned human fleshlight
Despite the title, I am not the fleshlight. You, the listener are. Your government assigned jobs to people at the age of 20, and your jobs is to sexually satisfy anyone who asks
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Burned bunny birthday
It's a special bunny's birthday, and I'm going to give them a different kind of birthday candle :3
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Pumpkin shenanigans (teaser)
The meme about transfems using Pumpkins like flesh lights. I was stupid to think I could stop them...
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Communal Puppy Slut
Lost a bet and had to jump a pillow like a dog for the FWB group chat. [M4A] [Script Fill] [10:41] [Losing A Dare To The FWB Group Chat And Humping A Pillow As A Punishment [msub] [FWB Group Chat] [Embarrassed to Slutty] [Recording Himself] [Exhibitionism] [Pillow Humping] [Self Praise/ Degradation] ["Mutt"] ["Puppy"]
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A lil sample. A nibble if you will. Taste of a larger ramble ramblefap
Did a ramblefap. Brain melted. High pitched whining
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Flipping the Script... and the Switch
Your dom gives you control of his vibrator for once. You give him a taste of his own medicine, and it's funny until it isn't. This is my first audio, so please don't be too mean.
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Verification request
What it says on the tin
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