[Verse] In a tumbler cold and wide Something strange will come to light Floating in the water clear An icy figure drawing near [Verse 2] Penis-shaped and standing tall Rising up for one and all Made of ice and sculpted slick Here it comes the dicksickle [Chorus] Rise rise dicksickle rise In the sunlit morning skies In the tumbler cold and bright Floating to the top tonight [Verse 3] Shapes and forms that make us grin Laughing as the day begins In the stainless steel it shines Funny in so many lines [Bridge] From the freezer it emerged In the water it submerged Laughing hearts and smiles split Rise of the dicksickle hit [Chorus] Rise rise dicksickle rise In the sunlit morning skies In the tumbler cold and bright Floating to the top tonight