You’ve been abducted by an alien. You wake up tied to a table in a spaceship with some creature standing over you. He appears fairly human, aside from the fact that he’s made of blue goo. He speaks, and you’re surprised you can actually understand him. He tells you that you’re one of the specimen he’s been studying. He begins to inspect your body, voice recorder taking down notes, recording all of your words so he can “learn your language.” He works his way from your head down, until eventually he reaches your hips. You can’t help but let out a noise when he reaches between your thighs. Confused, he asks if it hurts, and you have to explain that touching a human there turns them on. You then have to explain what “turns them on” means, all while his hand continues exploring between your legs.