Your ex, Victoria, is throwing a party for her birthday, and for some reason she invited you. The invitation stated that you may bring a plus one. Obviously you can’t show up to the party alone. No, you need to show up with someone incredible. Your mind immediately goes to your best friend. He’s cool, and hot (in a normal, definitely platonic way, you totally don’t have a crush on him), and he’d probably say yes! He does, in fact, say yes, but he wants to go over boundaries. I mean you should definitely establish some background information about your “relationship.” And how far are you willing to go to sell it? Can he hold your hand? Kiss your cheek? Your lips?