You and your best friend are on a camping trip and you’re BORED. You’ve already done all the traditional camping things–set up your tent, started a fire, made smores. When you complain, your friend suggests strip poker. It was a joke, but you don’t seem to care. Strip poker is certainly more interesting than staring up at the stars in silence. So the two of you climb into your tent and break out the deck of cards. Neither of you know how to play poker so you settle on blackjack instead. As you begin to realize there’s really no way for this to turn into anything other than sex, he starts to shuffle