*You may be at your friend’s house party, but tonight it is you who will be celebrated. You have caught the eye of none other than the god of wine and festivities himself, Dionysus. He wishes to not only buy you a drink, but to make you his lover. And how are you supposed to resist the temptation of making love to a god right there in his temple? In other words, right in the middle of the dancefloor.*