Well I swear every time I'm not going to go mean....and here we are... It must just be my true nature, so I remembered how much I loved a script by Reddit user u/RepresentativeSkin41 who has written the perfect mix of mean, sexy and terminally online... The Story Your hot red-headed Australian bully coworker comes to your cubicle to bother you while you try to get work done. She’s frustrated that you never slack off at work and make everyone look bad especially her. So she decides she’s going to teach you how to have a bit of ADHD like she does and watch some Tik Tok while at work.