Drunk and overwhelmed, you call your friend and ask her to pick you up from a party. She’s supposed to just take you home — but when she realises the state you’re in, there’s a change of plans. Inclusivity : both parties are referred to as girls with she/her pronouns used throughout. The listener is referred to as a “good girl” on multiple occasions. Genitals are left ambiguous with the only real descriptor being that the listener is a “mess”, but is referred to as having breasts.’ Scrpt by : u/creamed_honey