Our dude finally makes it to college, ready to chase that bright future and all that jazz. But the second he walks into class, it's like, “Tits and ass everywhere? What in the actual fuck? Did I accidentally sign up for PornHub University?”, professor waves him in, starts laying down the law about how things roll there, drops the free-use bomb, and our boy's just standing there with his jaw on the floor like, “Wait, WHAT THE FUCK did you just say?!"