SUMMARY: What’s an Adventurer fresh out of the Guild to do when his equipment gets all banged up by a nasty pack of Rust Monsters? Why, pay a visit to The Notched Ear for a fresh set of plate mail, of course! It has everything you need for any adventure, even… Hold on! These coins are FAKE!! I hope you weren’t expecting to waltz out of here and take advantage of a sweet little Goblin businesswoman’s skill and hospitality. Well, at least you have some honour. Now…are you going to pay for that armour with your coin purse, or your coin purse?