Everyone dreams of having a big tiddy goth girlfriend, but no one ever anticipates the sacrifices you’ll need to make. For one…Christmas. Christmas is, after all, bastardized pagan rituals watered down to fit the predominantly Christian society that we’re all forced to endure. Your goth girlfriend, however, doesn’t imbibe in the typical Christmas cheer. No, she engages in holiday traditions that are a bit more…primitive than what you're accustomed to. Script by u/SaigeTheGhost Consider supporting me on Patreon