You're a minotaur walking home alone one evening when an extremely flirty vampire comes onto you out of nowhere, joined by another whose status as "tall, dark and handsome" comes by virtue of her having hid in an alley. Their proposed threesome is most definitely an appealing offer but then you're presented with a contract: "We’d want you to accompany us to our home in order to take your blood...We'll make it worth your while of course~" Is following two eccentric strangers to their home the smartest idea you've ever had...? Who knows~?