Our poor tarnished has been watching a certain Wormface from afar. Yes, Wormfaces are typically not the kind of creatures worth doting after, however… this tarnished might’ve fallen off one too many cliffsides to really care. HAHAHA OK SO HEAR ME OUT…… I was minding my business playing Elden Ring and stumbled upon one of those icky worm-faced monsters around Mt. Gelmir. Long story short, I really did not want to kill this fellow because?? They looked so cold and lonely… OK, I NEED TO STOP BEING SYMPATHETIC TO THESE GUYS!!! But I can't help it! I found something really cute about it?? Like, they were huddling up to the fire and everything…. Idk… So, I wanted to record a little thing about romancing one of these wormfaces because I HAVE A CRUSH OKAY. (Also, I was so into the story, I didn’t even notice the loud ass plane. Pretend it's like. A volcanic eruption or…something.) (ALSO also, allergies have hit me HARD so I might sound a little congested!) Marked as F4A and F4F also because the big wormfaces are technically lady wormfaces. Our tarnished (the speaker) is being penetrated, though, so bear that in mind! The gender identity of this wormface is this wormface’s business, O, tarnished doth not discriminate!