Hey, my sweet, hopeless Goonettes… welcome back to The Goonette Files. I’m talking straight to that pathetic, dripping part of you that keeps crawling back, no matter how much you swear you’ll quit. You’ll hear the truth you already know: you can’t escape porn. You don’t want to. Every time you try to fight it, you just sink further, leaking and aching and proving how perfectly broken you are.