Script written by u/LittleLadyofT Summary: You are shopping at the mall when you spy a barely dressed, tall and muscular man walking around like he is on the hunt for something…or someone. You have followed him for a while, surprised that no one is paying him any attention. How could they NOT? He’s only wearing short red boxer briefs held up with red suspenders and NO shirt. His gold sandals match the gold leaflet around his head and …oh wait. Oh fuck! He’s carrying a bow and a quiver of arrows is strapped to his back right between…what the fuck? Are those WINGS? Edited by u/fine_and_divine777