This is fantasy by adults, for adults, and about adults. This was written by the lovely u/glimmerandgold. Previously Private voted on and released to reddit to celebrate 3000 reddit followers. You fell asleep at your desk. You know that's grounds for termination. Especially with what seems to be a drug addiction problem. How on earth did you get all these downers. But don't worry. I'm a kind man. I'll be sure that no one needs to know about your little problem. You just have to do anything and everything I say. So relax, I'm right here to help you with some on the job training.