This is fantasy by adults, for adults, and about adults. This was written and preformed by me. Inspired by the myriad of evil sentient weapons I've given my players. You've come to this town seeking revenge. To that end you've acquired me. A magical sword known in legend to help anyone who wields me to get your hearts desire. Be careful what you wish for. You may get what you want even if you don't know you want it at the moment. Don't pretend to know better than me slut, I'm the sword that whispers of desire.