Script by u/that-lich! Speaker Premise: You have served your vampiric mistress as her butler for years, but only recently have the two of you confessed your true feelings for one another. Now, after a few blissful months of exploring your new relationship and enjoying one another in this new dynamic, you are at a crossroads. After hosting an annual dinner party, your lady is approached by a would-be suitor, which leads to the two of you discussing your future. With her an immortal vampire and you a mere mortal man, time is already conspiring against you, a fact that seems to vex her… Listener Premise: As an immortal vampire, you had long since resigned yourself to spending your eternal life alone. That is, until you found love where you least expected it; your own faithful, loyal butler. But you know his life is woefully short in comparison to your own, and it’s clear the two of you have some very heavy decisions to make. Decisions that might lead down paths you never thought you’d travel…