Wow, another beautiful script by u/that-lich - and another vampire audio to boot! But this time I’m the vampire’s <3 butler <3. Speaker premise: As a butler, you take great pride in providing the best care and service to your employer. The fact that you have been working for a stunningly beautiful vampire is definitely a perk. But after serving her loyally for years now, you've begun to develop some rather...unprofessional feelings for her. Feelings that are getting harder to deny… Listener premise: You are a centuries old vampire and have spent countless years of your un-life building a comfortable amount of wealth. Now you live a quiet, reclusive life away from prying eyes, surrounded only by a few hirelings that tend to your manor. And, of course, your beloved, faithful butler. A man who has given years of his life to your service. But he seems agitated tonight, and you can only hope it's something you can assist him with…